Burning through famous boyfriends like it's your job is so 2013. Taylor Swift has moved on to the new hotness: burning through celebrity girlfriends!
Just weeks after Taylor and Karlie Kloss officially became platonic relation-chicks, Taylor has apparently moved on to a new celeb-bestie: Modern Family actress Sarah Hyland!
That's Sarah and Taylor stepping out for a Broadway play last night and this photo perfectly captures exactly what I imagine is the relationship dynamic between Taylor and every person in her life.
"We decided we were dressed like a strait-laced mom and her rebellious teenage daughter," Taylor wrote under the pic.
Yeah, she claims she's joking around, but I bet she's scared off many a dude by licking her thumb and scraping the schmutz off his face.
We can understand why Swifty has given up on boyfriends to focus on best friends. After all, Taylor's had trouble finding a hot, rich, bilingual guy who's willing to let her take over his life and pick out his clothes.
Maybe she's had better luck finding submissive females to fill the void in her life. Or maybe she just prefers the challenge of chasing women away. Men scare too easily.
Check out the gallery below to be reminded of all the famous men Taylor has dated. It might take you a while:
1. Jake Gyllenhaal
Jake Gyllenhaal allegedly took Taylor Swift's v-card, then dumped her via text. TEXT.
2. Harry Styles
She knew he was trouble when he walked in ...
3. Joe Jonas
This guy infamously dumped Taylor Swift over the phone. What a punk ass move.
4. Taylor Lautner
Taylor Squared was a thing for awhile. If only we could go back to December.
5. John Mayer
How does he do it?
6. Conor Kennedy
Taylor Swift was almost a Kennedy. Kinda sorta.
7. Lucas Till
Swift's "You Belong With Me" co-star Lucas Till won her heart on the set of the hit music video, but their relationship was short-lived.
8. Chord Overstreet
Apparently they struck a Chord with one another.
9. Cory Monteith
This one was short-lived and never really confirmed.
10. Garrett Hedlund
Dated Taylor for a few months a few years back ... allegedly.
11. Zac Efron
Taylor Swift has a type.